nicklugo:

Debate of the century

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

backpacktanline:

#tom nooks later years

backpacktanline:

#tom nooks later years

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

imawanchor:

you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

foodstain:

i loved this part in frozen

notspying:

vodcar:

moderatelydarksabbath:

wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MASSIVE CREATURE DOING IN MY ROOM IM SO SCARED ((I HAD TO ZOOM
IN TO TAKE THIS PICTURE BC IM NOT GOING NEAR IT )) sOS CALL THE POLICE

u kno she ded

rip ellena moderatelydarksabbath u will be missed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

notspying:

vodcar:

moderatelydarksabbath:

wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MASSIVE CREATURE DOING IN MY ROOM IM SO SCARED ((I HAD TO ZOOM
IN TO TAKE THIS PICTURE BC IM NOT GOING NEAR IT )) sOS CALL THE POLICE

u kno she ded

rip ellena moderatelydarksabbath u will be missed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

asktheteamofscientists:

fucking brilliant i’ve always wanted to slather the gmail logo on my naked-ass body as i fucking wash away my sins in the goddamn shower. google you’ve done it again. making our lives easier one bar of soap at a time.

asktheteamofscientists:

fucking brilliant i’ve always wanted to slather the gmail logo on my naked-ass body as i fucking wash away my sins in the goddamn shower. google you’ve done it again. making our lives easier one bar of soap at a time.